WALL*E

Some of us are going to see WALL*E on Sunday at 4:20 at the Southwind theater. Everyone is invited, just let me know if you need a ride!

So we completed our mission. TH&F 112 was failed. It's really no wonder Paul never plays Brits... (Accents 101) Multiple classes were withdrawn from. Other than that it's pretty average. We would be in so much trouble you guys...

Let's scan!

the only good thing about barry's retirement

so now that we have free reign in archives (don't we?), we should really up the effort in finding out paul rudd's grades. who's in? i'll be back to work on wednesday; you guys better not start searching without me.

balloon popping dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHuNOgwbw

speaks for itself. pretty impressive.

He Spoke to Me

Hot Electrician said good morning to me today. Then, I opened the door to 320 for him. He was appreciative.

Nine Ways to Prevent Job Burnout

http://www.forbes.com/2008/05/12/health-prevent-burnout-forbeslife-cx_avd_0512health_slide_5.html?thisSpeed=30000

mouse

We should swap the student room mouse with another one because the roll-y ball isn't working and I can't surf the interweb properly.

krock, you're the apple of my eye
krock, you make me dream of that american pie
krock, so hot right now
krock, i'll put a bun in your oven you sexy cow,
ooh krock, you make me a HARD working man,
krock, your gentle loving touch gives me the blood to make me stand,
krock, i want you in so many different ways,
krock, i'll wear you out into a haze,
krock, i need to get all over that sweet behind,
krock, you're rose is my desire till the end of time

high-coo, cont'd

call me "taskmaster"
twenty-five emails a day
colored paper high

with a voice so soft
rosy cheeks burn with desire
some cannot resist

bowie on the brain
sketching to pass the time
artists never work

office favorite
voice echoing down the hall
alright now, kiddies

long braid hanging limp
darkness comes without warning
the system fails us

cane goes click-click-click
the smell is overwhelming
bathroom felony

Party!

Hey all, wanted to let everyone know that I'm having a party this Saturday. Everyone should come. My house is at 2211 Willow Creek Lane, its just west of Iowa and Harvard. Give me a call at 913-634-6094 if you have any questions.

The Hot Electrician and other Haiku

A collection of haiku written by Mollee and Kristen. Please guess who they are about.

Hot electrician
Doing manly laboring
Climb up my ladder

That's really wrong on so many levels. (Though not as wrong as the last two posts)

You are so crucial
Sitting in the student room
Is never enough

You were so creepy
Not sad that you are not here
Be gone evil one

You may be a gay
That beard is so hot right now
You love books too much

You are solid goooold
You make me want to be lez
Thank you for the bone

You are a pothead
While chilling to the jam bands
Running from the cops

Your beard is really good
You can find anything online
Lemon juice in coke

You don't know anything
The scanner is a myst'ry
Thank you thank you thanks

Please add more haiku. Remember the syllables are 5-7-5. Have fun!

...K-Rock

oh oh oh FYI keep your eyes away from the butt crack on K-Rock when you try to view the tramp stamp or else it's like the indiana jones arc of the covenant shit.

KRock

I was givin my love to K-Rock today and when i was hittin that from behind i noticed that she has a tramp stamp of rip van winkle making out with richard simmons and it just turned my heart light on. Next time you have a page pretend to drop the slip and ask her to pick it up then look at her lower back and u'll see a guy in feminine workout clothes kissing a man in a moustache and it's rip and richard just gettin it on!

Sprinklers

Sam really wants the sprinklers to go off so that he can see a certain someone booty-rolling in a wet t-shirt.

Elegy for Barry

Today we set up the tables for Barry's retirement reception. For the first time, Barry's leaving hit me like a sack of books. It's for real now.

Thanks for all the good times, the archives materials, the knowledge, the spunk you brought to an otherwise stodgy library staff.

This is where all of the happenings around the library shall be recorded. And other stuff too but whatevs.